Fire Nightclub Vauxhall London

"I took my sister out for a bottomless brunch with a drag act and butler in the buff. From start to finish, which we left early it was really bad.The lady on the door was so rude when looking in my bag, then there was nobody to tell us where to go. We walked into a dump, absolutely shocking, the tables were just cheap wood and the seats were cheap wooden benches, considering we got there early they hadn't even been wiped down from the previous night, they were sticky and covered in food.We see staff smoking inside the venue,but they were so unprofessional, I don't think 1 person knew what they were doing. The so called carpet was just bits of green thin material a bit like snooker table material, but it was in bit's so I expect it's never been hovered, some came up so a member of staff wafted it to get it straight, but it was left all bunched up and a terrible trip hazard. Don’t bothered getting dressed up, the place was filthy, the staff had no idea what they were doing, and the drinks before the bottomless brunch started were over priced. The drag act was ok, and I have seen many before that was so much better. The loos are shared with men using a urinal so not very lady friendly, and they absolutely stank of wee.I was so embarrassed taking my sister here, considering they have loads of good reviews. Avoid at all cost."

samantha limby

"We went to visit this venue and weren’t even allowed past the bag checks. They kept telling us to “go away come back in 15 minutes” when we were stone cold sober and I explained I’m diabetic I just need a glass of water and it’ll be fine. They said we weren’t allowed in and physically pushed us away, this is unacceptable. I came for a good night out, not to be told that your staff don’t understand diabetes or know any symptoms. I will never come back here again and advise people to avoid at all costs as they do not care about their customers. We spoke to another group of people who were turned away for the same reason when they were also sober. If you’re at max capacity then say that? Instead of making up invalid excuses for no entry. Very poor disrespectful, disregarding and degrading staff members on the door. my friend actually asked them if they were educated on the condition and they ignored her and just said to come back in 15 mins, which clearly you can tell is unacceptable ."

anon

"Not sure if I will be coming back...

First off, I got shouted at by a bag check girl for standing and waiting for my partner to go through security. I understand it is busy, but some good manners are a need. This did not ruin my night; however, it did not start it on a good note either.

Drinks prices are not insanely high, but they are not Whetherspoons cheap either. £25 for 2 double-shot drinks (rum and peach schnapps). I guess London prices, but I am also young, so I have no money to throw away.

The DJ was great, and I think the light system was very good. The K-pop night was very good; however, the theme was the movie K-pop Demon Hunters, so maybe they could have added more songs. I only heard 1 song... I was not planning on staying till 6 am to actually get the experience I was there for.

The actual dance floor is a decent size, but I don't think that the club itself is all that big. From what I could see, the VIP area was small and crowded."

Katya McIntosh