
The Red Noses
Discover the charm of Fort Perch Rock, a historic fort with a cozy cafe, and the magical world of Efteling Theme Park with its lively performers.

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The Red Noses
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Lively entertainment

Highlights
Must-see attractions
Discover the charm of Fort Perch Rock, a historic fort with a cozy cafe, and the magical world of Efteling Theme Park with its lively performers.
"The Mess cafe is a 'hidden gem' with friendly staff and delicious cakes, offering a cozy historic ambiance."

🎯 Catch the Boogie Boys!
Don't miss the energetic performances of The Red Noses Boogie Boys, especially during summer events!
☕ Cozy up at The Mess
Enjoy delicious cakes and a warm atmosphere at The Mess cafe inside Fort Perch Rock.

Quick Facts
Hours
Rating
4.4 · 136 reviews
Type
Bar
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The Red Noses Boogie Boys
Efteling Theme Park
Catch these lively performers bringing infectious energy and music to the park. Their summer jam sessions are a hit!

Fort Perch Rock
New Brighton
A historic coastal fort offering a unique blend of history, entertainment, and stunning views.

The Mess Cafe
Inside Fort Perch Rock
A charming cafe within the fort, serving delicious cakes and offering a cozy atmosphere.
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Beyond the Noses: A Rich History
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Insider Tips
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🎯 Catch the Boogie Boys!
Don't miss the energetic performances of The Red Noses Boogie Boys, especially during summer events!
☕ Cozy up at The Mess
Enjoy delicious cakes and a warm atmosphere at The Mess cafe inside Fort Perch Rock.
🚶 Explore the Promenade
Take a stroll along the New Brighton promenade for amusements, shops, and sea views.
🎭 Check for Events
Look out for special events and workshops, like clowning or comedy shows, that might feature 'red noses'.
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from all over the internet
🎯 Catch the Boogie Boys!
Don't miss the energetic performances of The Red Noses Boogie Boys, especially during summer events!
☕ Cozy up at The Mess
Enjoy delicious cakes and a warm atmosphere at The Mess cafe inside Fort Perch Rock.
🚶 Explore the Promenade
Take a stroll along the New Brighton promenade for amusements, shops, and sea views.
🎭 Check for Events
Look out for special events and workshops, like clowning or comedy shows, that might feature 'red noses'.
🚗 Ample Parking Available
Parking is generally available, though it might require a walk depending on the season.
What Travellers Say
Reviews Summary
Visitors consistently praise The Mess cafe at Fort Perch Rock as a 'hidden gem' with friendly staff, delicious cakes, and a welcoming, historic atmosphere. The New Brighton promenade offers a lively seaside experience with amusements. Efteling is lauded for its magical fairytale theme and engaging entertainment, including the energetic Red Noses Boogie Boys.
"I popped in to The Mess with my eleven year old son today, the member of staff that served us was truly lovely. Even though it wasn't the weekend he offered to put the pizza oven on for us and we had our cake by the fire as we waited. Place is always clean, cakes are brilliant, staff are friendly and helpful. Plus the cat is always up for a fuss! We'd been for a long walk and this was exactly what we needed."
Lindsey Winson
"Fort Perch Rock - The Mess!
This is a hidden gem but hidden in full view!
If you are in Liverpool, Chester, North Wales or the surrounding areas then make the trip and pop along and visit New Brighton Beach!
Fantastic promenade, with something for everyone, amusements, arcades, pubs, shops etc... with ample parking (but depending on time of year may mean a walk) and all perched along a very sandy beach. The only downside is the view across the Wirral where the Dock Cranes add a surreal industrial skyline, which is the total opposite to the holiday atmosphere you feel when in NBB. Although this is compensated by Liverpool skyline, which provides a panoramic American skyline perspective.
But back to The Mess, a fantastic little bar located in Fort Perch Rock, this is truly a little gem hidden in plain sight!
Please, if you get the opportunity take the walk out to The Mess, the staff were super friendly, the ambience is historic but with a tranquil atmosphere that makes you want to stay, that little bit longer!!
Definitely well worth a visit!"
John McKeegan
"We had my daughter’s 18th here over the weekend and it was fabulous! We wanted a small intimate venue with a cool atmosphere which was in contrast to your typical soulless, function rooms. The Mess is perfect. It has a cool vintage vibe and we were lucky with the weather to sit outside in the courtyard too. The buffet provided was delicious. The service was excellent. Millie was really accommodating and kept in touch to ensure everything went to plan. I can’t fault it. Thank you very much ."
Louise Ellis
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Frequently Asked Questions
🚇 🗺️ Getting There
Fort Perch Rock is located in New Brighton. Visitors can reach it via public transport or by car. Ample parking is available nearby, though it might involve a short walk depending on the time of year.
Yes, New Brighton is served by public transport, including bus routes. Check local transport schedules for the most up-to-date information on routes and times.
Efteling is accessible by car and public transport. Many visitors opt for driving, but train and bus connections are also available.
Yes, Efteling offers extensive parking facilities for visitors. There may be a fee associated with parking.
The Red Noses Boogie Boys are primarily associated with Efteling Theme Park. Their performances are usually part of the park's entertainment schedule.
🎫 🎫 Tickets & Entry
Fort Perch Rock itself is a historical site, and while there might be specific attractions or events within it that require tickets (like escape rooms), general access to the fort and its promenade is often free. The Mess cafe is open to all.
Opening hours for The Mess cafe can vary, especially depending on the season. It's best to check their social media or website for the most current information.
Ticket prices for Efteling Theme Park vary based on the season and whether you purchase online in advance or at the gate. It's recommended to check the official Efteling website for current pricing.
The Red Noses Boogie Boys are part of the general entertainment at Efteling, so their performances are typically included with your park admission ticket.
Yes, Fort Perch Rock and The Mess cafe can be booked for private events and parties, such as birthdays.
🎫 🧭 Onsite Experience
Fort Perch Rock offers a historical exploration, an escape room, and The Mess cafe. The surrounding promenade provides amusements and shops.
Yes, Fort Perch Rock and the New Brighton promenade are generally family-friendly, with amusements and a sandy beach.
Efteling offers a wide range of entertainment, including themed rides, shows, and live performances by characters like The Red Noses Boogie Boys.
Efteling is renowned for its fairytale theme and is very child-friendly, with attractions and shows designed for younger visitors.
The Mess cafe is described as having a historic yet tranquil atmosphere, making it a cozy spot to relax.
🍽️ 🍽️ Food & Dining
The Mess cafe offers a great selection of cakes, a varied menu for meals, and good coffee. They can also cater for events.
While The Mess is the primary dining spot within Fort Perch Rock, the surrounding New Brighton promenade has various pubs and shops offering food.
Yes, Efteling has numerous restaurants, cafes, and snack stands offering a variety of food options to suit different tastes and budgets.
Generally, Efteling allows visitors to bring their own food and drinks, but it's always best to check their specific policies on their website.
If 'The Red Noses' refers to humanitarian organizations, food options would depend on the specific event. For Efteling's Red Noses Boogie Boys, food is available within the park.
📸 📸 Photography
Capture the historic architecture of the fort, the coastal views, and the charming interior of The Mess cafe. The New Brighton promenade also offers scenic shots.
Photography is generally allowed in public areas of Fort Perch Rock, but always be mindful of any posted restrictions, especially in private venues like escape rooms or during private events.
Efteling is incredibly photogenic, with its fairytale architecture, themed areas like the Sprookjesbos (Fairytale Forest), and vibrant entertainment.
Yes, you can typically take photos of performers like The Red Noses Boogie Boys, but be respectful of their performance and avoid flash photography if it might disrupt them.
While generally permitted, some specific attractions or shows might have restrictions on photography or videography. Check signage at individual attractions.







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